Hood dogs
in a cats world
A sleeping giant with four sturdy paws, working the rooftops after dark. He takes it off the whales and drops it in the bags on the way down.
Cats own the top floors.Dogs are outside.There have always been more dogs.He is a realization, but community must make him run.
Nobody has claimed him
He was a spectre before he found his form. Nobody has claimed him and nobody can, not completely. What there is instead is the hood, four sturdy paws, and a city he prowls night and day.
The halls
Money boards run on anonymous posters shouting at each other, and a picture either rises above the din or gets buried for eternity. Nothing signed, nothing owed.
kek
The board's word for a laugh. It came out of a faction chat filter in an old online game, where one side typed a laugh and the other side read kek. The game moved on and the word did not.
The window
Forty floors up, a whale had left one open the width of a hand. That was the whole plan.
The waking
He gets up when there is enough noise outside to be worth getting up for.
It is warm at the top, freezing down below
The top floors are warmest and everywhere else is damp. From the street you can see the whales asleep with their lights on, cats on the windowsills watching the street below. The top floor is the only dark one.
影
It means shadow. Wet alley, acid signage, steam off a vent. He is behind the fence and you would walk past him.
跳
It means leap. One gap between two towers, forty floors of nothing underneath, and the moon behind him.
未来
It means future. It has been buzzing up there for years over a street where nobody looks up. He sits on the ledge under it because the ledge is warm.
How it gets in your wallet
You do not have to bridge first. Hold ETH on Base, Ethereum, Arbitrum, Optimism or Robinhood Chain itself, press buy, and it arrives here in one transaction. Two moves if you are already holding, three if you are not.
Buy first without bridging
Robinhood ChainHold ETH on any of these networks. One transaction, and it lands on Robinhood Chain.
Pay from
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- Rate
- Opens at launch
- Price impact
- Opens at launch
- Route
- Opens at launch
- Max slippage
Routed by Relay. Your own wallet, no custody at any point.
Robinhood Chain
An Ethereum L2. Gas is paid in ETH, so there is no separate gas token to buy first. Add it once and your wallet keeps it.
Deposits over the Arbitrum portal land in about ten minutes. Withdrawing back to Ethereum takes seven days, because this is an Arbitrum Orbit rollup with a challenge period. Worth knowing before you bridge rather than after.
It is not live yet.
When the liquidity pool is open, the button below turns live and buys. The contract address will appear at the top of this page. Prepare your wallet and your ETH before then.
A wallet, any wallet
Any EVM wallet that can sign a transaction. You do not need Robinhood Chain set up in advance and you do not need to add anything by hand. If you want the network anyway it is chain id 4663 and gas is paid in ETH.
Hold ETH anywhere on the list
Hold ETH on major EVM-compatible protocols to get in. Check the panel above for availability and fee structure. Relay will handle your swap in a single signed transaction, even if it is cross-chain. Buying directly on Robinhood Chain is the cheapest swap.
Open nasdank.fun
The token page lives at nasdank.fun/terminal followed by the contract address. Bare nasdank.fun/terminal is the launchpad's list of every token on it, not this one. There is no bonding curve and no presale: the pool is seeded at launch and that is the market opening.
Match the address, then sign
Verify the contract address found at the top of this page, character for character, both ends and the middle, then sign your swap transaction. Never trust anyone who sends you a contract address in a message you did not ask for, and that includes anything using this name on X. Bookmark this page: https://shibinhood.com
Sightings
Nobody has a photograph of him. What there is instead is drawings, and they keep agreeing with each other. Hood up, ears out, four sturdy paws.
Robinhood needs a true ground up saviour
Cats were here first, and they own the top floors, for now. They wrote one set of rules for themselves and another for everyone else. Time to take the perches back and give Robinhood Chain a dog who welcomes everyone.
Hood dogs in a cats world are the only option.